COAL DUST, West Virginia – (Satire News) – Thousands of law-abiding West Virginians are jumping for joy after the West Virginia Senate voted 53 to 47 to finally prohibit cousins from doing the nasty (boinking) with their fellow cousins.
Senator Wyler F. Figgshake a Republican from Beckley, noted that there are hundreds of trailer park residents throughout the state that are upset that they will no longer be able to play “House” with their own cousins.
Meanwhile, Tittle Tattle Tonight, has just informed their viewers that a group made up of cousins has filed a class action lawsuit asking that the new law be nullified on grounds of Nolo Ipso Screwanism.
Pico de Gallo with TTT noted that 91% of West Virginia’s humping cousins are members of the Trumptard’s base.
