Kamala So Nasty Parents Tied A Pork Chop Around Her Neck So Dog Would Play With Her

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Wednesday, 9 September 2020

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BILLINGSGATE POST: At a rally in North Carolina this evening, President Trump told his followers that Kamala “Breath” Harris would be an “insult” as first female president.

Earlier in the day, in an interview on CNN, Harris said that she was so poor when she was first starting out as an attorney in San Francisco, that “she had to sell her spit to a sperm bank in order to survive.”

Would either statement change one’s vote? Probably not.

Slim: “There are eight million stories in the Naked City. This has been one of them.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. At the very least, her parents might have tried a ring of baloney.”

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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