Man Pedals 6 Miles On Wrong Side Of Road, In Attempt To Find Shoe
A young girl who had fallen asleep on the family motorbike, and whose shoe had slipped from her foot whilst she was in repose, had her father to thank for its retrieval, after he pedalled more than 6 miles on the wrong side of the road to search for…
Read full storyWho Pays Trump's Campaign Fuel Fee For Air Force One?
The public watches Donald Trump fly from city to city in a desperate attempt to salvage his doomed campaign for re-election. Who is paying for Air Force One's fuel? Rumor is, his campaign is broke, and buddies on Wall Street won’t chip in with a l…
Read full story"Who are all these people on Strictly Come Dancing?" asks Man who hasn't watched Television for Years
Father of three Raymond Ving and his esteemed wife Caroline have no idea who anyone is on Strictly Come Dancing, as neither of them has any time for watching television. Speaking to us earlier, he said: 'I don't know any of these people. I mean, I…
Read full storyHow many of these generic Christmas films have you watched on Sony Christmas Movies?
Although it is the end of October, two channels have been showing non-stop Christmas films since the beginning of the month. How many of these generic movie themes do you recognise? 1) A Miser is shown the error of his ways 2) A very rich man…
Read full storyMan picking unnecessary fights on Social media, again
Antagonistic, untalented and egotistical man about the town, Charlie Braithwaite has been picking fights with anyone on social media. 'I am always right about everything,' said the deluded fool, 'and in my 27 years of always being right, I have ye…
Read full storyChair Fabric Has Ripped, And Stuffing Is Coming Out
An adjustable reclining easy chair that has provided relaxing comfort at an affordable price since it was purchased in 2012, has finally started to show its age, and, after its fabric upholstery was accidentally ripped by children, the stuffing is no…
Read full storyTrump Suggests Blowing up Hoover Dam to Stop Colorado Wildfires
The current administration has come up with yet another brilliant idea, in its string of brilliant ideas, regarding dealing with national emergencies and disasters. This time, it’s an ingenious concept of solving the problem of Colorado wildfires.
Read full storyInternal Threat to PM
Security personnel were put on full alert today, when a van pulled up in the vicinity of 10 Downing Street, and there was an attempt to make a mystery delivery. The van driver, Rosie Carr-Buncle, said, “I was red-faced.” Ms Carr-Buncle, red and fu…
Read full storyChelsea war veteran OAP's offer their services to help Lampard energize his £250 million team!
ZZZZZZZZZZZ was the only conclusion watching one of the most utter boring 0-0 footy games played out at the empty colosseum presently called; The Theatre of Nightmares! The visiting team resembled a bunch of lost frightened rabbits blinded by floo…
Read full storyNew documentary shows the horrors of war documentaries
Geoff Surname remembers the first time he watched the War History channel, at the age of 17. He and many of his pals were gleeful at discovering a channel which showed nothing but war documentaries. They were happy to sign up, little knowing that man…
Read full storyChina Reveals That President Trump Owns Three Fortune Cookie Factories
SHANGHAI, China – (Satire News) – China’s Rice News Agency has revealed that President Trump is the sole owner of three fortune cookie factories. According to government records, the President purchased the three factories a mere two months after…
Read full storyThe New York Jets at 0-6 Have The Worst Record in The NFL
NEW YORK CITY – (Sports Satire) – Word filtering out of the Jets headquarters is that team owners Woody and Christopher Johnson are trying to sell the team. Sports Balls Illustrated Magazine says that, so far, they’ve contacted 17 possible buyers…
Read full storyKate Gosselin Reveals She’s Going To Have Her Vagina Tattoo Lasered Off
WERNERSVILLE, Pennsylvania – (Satire News) – According to iRumors, Kate Gosselin is one of the most widely-viewed reality show stars of all time. The 45-year-old blonde mother of eight has starred in such reality shows as “Jon and Kate Plus Eight”…
Read full storyA Brooklyn Mafia Boss Says If President Trump Loses and Refuses to Vacate the White House, He Has Some Fellas Who Will Help Him Leave
BROOKLYN – (Satire News) – Fox News is reporting that President Trump has said that, if he loses the election, he will simply refuse to vacate the White House. The so-called 'Fair and Balanced' network pointed out that the President remarked that…
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