Internal Threat to PM

Funny story written by Joel Kaye

Sunday, 25 October 2020

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Security personnel were put on full alert today, when a van pulled up in the vicinity of 10 Downing Street, and there was an attempt to make a mystery delivery. The van driver, Rosie Carr-Buncle, said, “I was red-faced.”

Ms Carr-Buncle, red and furious, was refused entry to the secure enclosure housing the Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer when she attempted to deliver a large portion of interior wall.

“It was properly signed, by everyone,” said fellow protester, Peggy NaSquareole, “but they was denying us our right to deliver it.”

Ms Carr-Buncle said they were going to get up another one, with even more signatures, and this time, when they attempted to deliver their partition, they would be accompanied by a large crowd of protesters who could not spell.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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