Trump Attending Inauguration But Will Carry A Cross
Failing in all fifty states of the United States to overturn the election, sore loser Donald Trump, still not conceding, will attend the inauguration, but insists on carrying a six-foot-long cross on one shoulder. Sons Donald Jr. and Eric will follow…
Read full storyStrange creature threatens town
(NOT EDITED) The small town of Kiurten in northern Germany has become latest centre of attention by the "guilded man", a mysterious creature who seems to appear every twenty five years and looks for something scary to afflict town populations. The…
Read full storyThe American People Are Fed Up With Trump's Constant Whining About The Election
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss. As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becomin…
Read full storyWhite House Insiders Say President Trump Is Hiding In His Bunker Sobbing Like a Baby
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - White House insiders say that the President is now sitting in his Presidential Bunker for up to 9 hours a day, sobbing like a baby. They note that he is getting much paler, and that he is actually starting to loo…
Read full storyMan Was So Tired, He Dreamt He Was Falling Asleep
A man was so physically and mentally exhausted after he finished his morning shift today, that he fell into a deep slumber, and, as he slept, he dreamt a dream in which he was so tired, that he just couldn't keep himself from falling asleep. Moys…
Read full storyBarack Obama Discovers Fat Man In Filthy Robe In His Kitchen
It's a well-known fact that celebrity always has its negative side, usually in the form of 'privacy issues, and that was the case this week with ex-President Barack Obama, who came downstairs to prepare breakfast on Saturday morning to find an intrud…
Read full storyHarry Maguire Revealed To Be Mere Figment Of Spoof Writer's Imagination
After all the many controversies concerning the Manchester United and England defender 'Harry Maguire' over the last two years, it's been revealed that the hard-as-nails Brick Shithouse is merely a fictional character created by the overactive imagin…
Read full storyGerman local newspaper "WochenSpiegel' goes viral with sensational headlines and, no fake news!!
(NOT EDITED) A local German weekly newspaper, read by 300 people, at the most, has stormed the internet with the following headlines! People sick to death of Corona, HIM stuck in the White House, ISIS, global poverty, global warming, global misery…
Read full storyRoss Kemp Stripped Of Bonny Baby Title After 54 Years...
Ex-SAS Man-turned-actor, Ross Kemp, has been stripped of the title that was pinned with honour on the CV that eventually won him his first role in EASTENDERS. The shamed actor with the petted lip is said to be devastated at the news. It's not t…
Read full storyDonald Trump Jr. Has The Trumpapalooza Virus – And Guess Who He’s Blaming?
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – RumorLand News has put out that with Donnie Jr. now infected with his dad’s COVID-19 virus, he now makes the number of White House residents, staffers, and ass-kissers who have contacted the dreaded disease at 83,…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros and The Boston Red Sox Are Thinking About Trading Center Fielders – George Springer for Jackie Bradley Jr.
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) – It’s no secret that the honeymoon between the Houston Astros and George Springer is over. In fact, the Astros are asking for some of the wedding gifts to be returned. The Astros priority is to get something or someone f…
Read full storyToilet Paper Panic Buying Wipes Out The Grocery Store Isles (Again)
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) – Well, it looks like the panic rush on toilet paper has hit the nation once again. The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that thousands of supermarkets throughout the land of the red, white, and do, have sold out of…
Read full storyMeghan Markle and Prince Harry Buy Taylor Swift’s 3,000 Acre Texas Ranch
SAN ANTONIO – (Satire News) – The Ipso Facto News Agency has announced that Prince Harry and his wife Meghan Markle have reached an agreement to purchase Taylor Swift’s Blue Tattoo Ranch. The working cattle ranch is located just south of San Anton…
Read full storyComing Soon To A Toilet Near You -- Fresh Air!
We've all been there: "Whew! Do NOT go in there! YEOW!" "Oh, my God! Did you do this?! Did you do THIS?!" "That wasn't me!" And the classic: "I don't remember eating that!" I am referring to the humanity-sharing experience of vi…
Read full storyFederal Judge Dismisses Trump Campaign Pennsylvania Lawsuit
Federal judges are passing rubber stamps to one another, dismissing Trump lawsuits. Trump’s lawsuits are running up in numbers around the country but to no avail. Trump lost the election. Old news. Apparently, Trump and his family don’t understand tw…
Read full storyUCLA Starts Season 1-2* With An Asterisk
Autzen Stadium, Eugene, Oregon. S. O. S. report from Spoof On Sports. The UCLA Bruins beat themselves with four turnovers, Saturday afternoon, as they fell 38-35 to the highly-ranked Oregon Ducks, in a game the Westwooders could have won. But, havin…
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