NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - A recent poll conducted by the reputable polling agency, Quinnipinni, revealed that 91% of all Americans are fed up with Trump’s whining about his election loss.
As many commented, the Lame Duck president is becoming more and more delusional with every sore-loser tweet he puts out.
Reports are that the First Lady has locked the door to their bedroom, and is making the 74-year-old whining, crybaby sleep in the presidential bunker.
A White House insider stated that King Donald’s supporters are dropping like flies at an insecticide exhibition.
The only ones who are still kissing his loser ass and putting up with his crazy man antics are Rudy “The Melting Candle” Giuliani, Sean “Eddie Munster” Hannity, Lou “Bullfrog” Dobbs, and Kayleigh “The Lying Human Tongue Depressor” McEnany.
Meanwhile, Vice-President Pence just shakes his head, looks at his watch, and says “Damnit!, I still have 8 more weeks of this SHIT!”