"If You Vote For Trump You Ain’t Black"
When Joe Biden said, “If you vote for Trump, you ain’t black," Black, in Joe Biden’s glib, quick statement, had a different connotation most people missed. Black, brown, red, yellow, green, orange, beige, cream, white, pink, tattoo, people come in di...
Read full storyBig Erect Cock Is Becoming Flaccid
In news that many will find scarcely believable, it's been reported that a change is afoot at Cerne Abbas, the Dorset village where a giant image of a man with a huge cock and balls dominates a chalk hillside - its penis is starting to droop. Init...
Read full storyKellyanne Conway Denies That Her and Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Are Lovers
WASHINGTON, D.C. – It appears that ever since Kayleigh McEnany came into the White House picture, Kellyanne Conway has been somewhat delegated to the background. One White House insider added that Conway’s main duties, of late, include getting Big...
Read full storyMelania Catches Eric Trump Snapping Photos of Her as She Sat out by The Pool In Her Blue "Be Best" Bikini Swimsuit
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan. Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-s...
Read full storyMeghan Markle Says That The Nude Photos of Her Do Look Real But Adds That She Has Never Been to Cancun, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico – Meghan Markle, her prince Harry, and Kim Kardashian were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kim’s husband Kanye, could not make it because he had an infected uvula, plus he is allergic to mariachi music. But th...
Read full storyHoward Stern Says That Ivanka Trump Has The Sexiest Legs He Has Ever Seen – POTUS Totally Agrees
NEW YORK CITY – It is no secret that, these days, there is no love lost between the shock jock and the Electoral College president. Howard Stern has said that “Cheeto Lips” has got to be the absolute worst president of all of the world leaders.
Read full story"Moose Ears" - Odd Greeting Sweeps Over North America
This isolated mountain hamlet of Moose Ears, B.C., has drawn the attention of both Canadians and Americans due to the odd but cheery greeting that originated here and has been passed along to residents of both countries in the past few weeks. "Mo…
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