WASHINGTON, D.C. – The temperatures hit the 90s, and the First Lady decided to put on her blue "Be Best" bikini swimsuit, and work on her suntan.
Melania was sipping on a Diet 7-Up, and eating honey-roasted peanuts, as she lounged by the Olympic-size pool.
The pool can easily accommodate 400 swimmers, as long as at least half are not the humongous size of the “Liar-in-Chief”.
Melly, as Meghan Markle calls her, later told the White House physician, Dr. Yang Fu Fi, that, as one of the White House cooks was rubbing suntan lotion on her body, she noticed Eric Trump was hiding behind a Juniper bush.
Melania said she could clearly see he was taking photos of her in her very skimpy bikini. She also noted his tongue was hanging out.
She had a secret service agent go up to him and confiscate his camera.
The agent asked her if she wanted to have him arrested.
Melania, who was a bit shook up said, “No dunt do nussing tu da perv. I wheel lets my president husbundt tu takes care of beeting de chit out of im.”
One of the White House maids later said that Trump called his least favorite son Eric into the Oval Office, and she could hear the President bouncing poor messed up Eric from wall-to-wall.