Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says United Can Still Do It
There were wild celebrations at Old Trafford on Sunday afternoon, in what was Manchester United's third victory over their city rivals Manchester City this season, but there was confusion during the post-match press conference when captain, Harry Mag...
Read full storyCoronavirus food shortages leads to Brits eating horse meat
Food shortages in the UK have led to supermarkets and butchers resorting to selling horse meat, as stockpiles of beef, pork and chicken are diminished by panic-buying Brits. Many shoppers are confessing that they actually enjoy the taste of horses...
Read full storySure-fire T-shirt Slogan Ideas For the 2020 Election
What if the Dems had said “A black man will never win the Presidency” back in 2008? Think Bernie. You don't have to be a liberal to think that Trump is a danger to the U.S. You don't have to be a socialist to like Bernie. The Swamp has refil...
Read full storyCoronavirus And Cashew Checken
BILLINGSGATE POST: I took a chance and ate at a Chinese restaurant yesterday. I attempted to pay the bill by writing a check. Jimmy, the waiter, said, “No, Doctor. No cash checken,” as he pointed to this statement on the front of the menu.
Read full storyNashville Man Lets Depression Have Its Way with Him
After fending off its advances for years, Wayne Mason of Nashville, Tennessee, finally allowed depression to have its way with him. “Very seductive,” said Mason of the existential, twisted thoughts with which depression ultimately lured him in. “U...
Read full storyTrump Declares That Barack Obama Is To Blame For The Coronavirus
CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of the biggest anti-Trump advocates, George “The Man“ Conway, of the Dump Trump 2020 group, says that there just seems to be no end to the chicken droppings that spew out of “The Orange Fuhrer’s”...
Read full storyMajor League Baseball To Ban The Practice of High-Fiving
NEW YORK CITY – The Coronavirus is now having an impact on the sports world. The commissioner of baseball, Robbie Manfred, said that MLB will be implementing a ban on the tradition of high-fiving. The practice first started many years ago, when a...
Read full storyPresident Trump Reveals The Amazing Reason Why He Wants To Buy Argentina
TEXHOMA, Oklahoma – President Donald Trump spoke at a rally at Celine Dion High School in Texhoma, and made a very stunning announcement. He told the crowd, estimated to be around 413, that he has decided to buy the South American country of Argenti...
Read full storyJohn Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus
After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...
Read full storyMan Spends Pleasant Afternoon Killing Ants
A man has told of how he spent a really rather pleasant afternoon, on Sunday, occupied in the killing of thousands and thousands and thousands of ants. The ants in question had invaded the home, kitchen worktops and kettle of Englishman, Moys Kenw...
Read full storyLatest DNC quid pro quo in trouble backstage as July convention approaches
As the saying goes, “You can't make this stuff up”--as we move to the latest news, according to insider sources. Notice the DNC has just jived the rules again by eliminating Tulsi Gabbard from the next debate as somehow deficient in delegates.
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