TEXHOMA, Oklahoma – President Donald Trump spoke at a rally at Celine Dion High School in Texhoma, and made a very stunning announcement. He told the crowd, estimated to be around 413, that he has decided to buy the South American country of Argentina.
After the rally he was asked by a reporter with RumorLand News why Argentina, out of all of the world’s 196 countries?
POTUS took a bite out of his KFC chicken wing, and said that it is located in a good area, and besides, he is certain that he can get a good price.
He admitted to RumorLand that he is thinking ahead, and wants to purchase Argentina so that it can be used to send all of the US citizens who are, and will be, affected with the Coronavirus.
Trump then attempted to pat himself on the back, and got one hell of a cramp in his left shoulder, but he insisted that the reporter say that it was in his right shoulder.
IN CLOSING – DJT addressed the divorce rumor by saying that he and Melania have never been semi-happier, and he said he thinks that the rumor was started by former Republican, Clint Eastwood.