BILLINGSGATE POST: I took a chance and ate at a Chinese restaurant yesterday. I attempted to pay the bill by writing a check.
Jimmy, the waiter, said, “No, Doctor. No cash checken,” as he pointed to this statement on the front of the menu.
I opened the menu and pointed to the “Cashew Chicken” entree on the menu as I wrote out the check.
“No, Doctor. No cash checken!” Jimmy yelled.
Being convinced that I was right, I again pointed to the menu.
By then, we had attracted the attention of other diners. And I could see one of the cooks coming out of the kitchen with his cleaver raised.
“No problem, Jimmy. Do you take VISA?”
Slim: “I guess we have bigger problems than Coronavirus.”
Dirty: “Yo, Dude. Failure to communicate.”