Trump Declares That Barack Obama Is To Blame For The Coronavirus

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 9 March 2020

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President Obama said that Melania texted him and divulged that DJT is so stressed out that he only sleeps 25 minutes a night.

CHICAGO – The Chicago Daily Wind is reporting that one of the biggest anti-Trump advocates, George “The Man“ Conway, of the Dump Trump 2020 group, says that there just seems to be no end to the chicken droppings that spew out of “The Orange Fuhrer’s” girlish-looking mouth.

The Chicago newspaper observed that Conway has got more balls than Trump’s entire White House cabinet and staff put together.

The Daily Wind added that It took quasi-President Trump a while, but he is now putting the entire blame for the Coronavirus on former president, Barack Obama.

Conway laughed uncontrollably as he pointed out that Trump said Obama brought the COVID-19 back to America when he visited Kenya last Valentine’s Day.

The Daily Wind article also pointed out that, next, “The Pied Piper of The Potomac” will blame Obama for the sinking of the Titanic, World War II, Hurricane Katrina, and spider webs.

IN CLOSING – George was asked what his wife Kellyanne thinks about his anti-Trump comments. He grinned, grabbed his crotch, and replied, “In the Conway family, Big George is the one with the balls.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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