Trump Clinks 3 Bottles Together, asks Biden to ‘Come out and play-ee-ay’
WASHINGTON – In a move designed to appeal to the 51 to 56-year-old demographic, Donald Trump appeared in the Rose Garden this morning with three empty beer bottles. He held them by sticking 3 fingers of his right hand into the bottle necks and then s…
Read full storyNew equation proves existence of alien Steely Dan
First there was the Drake Equation, devised in 1961, which theorised the existence of alien civilisations, and now a New York scientist has gone one better by proving that the existence of an alien version of the 1970s jazz rock band Steely Dan is a…
Read full storySexy Time For Parliament
Prime Minister Boris Johnson and a gaggle of other likeminded MPs have today completed phase one (of 74) in a series of “sexual Harassment In The Workplace” seminars. Johnson himself was rather excited by the whole event claiming: "The totty runni…
Read full storyCoronavirus Could Be With Us Forever, Says Former Basil Brush Companion Roy North
The Coronavirus, Covid-19, which surfaced in the Chinese city of Wuhan earlier this year, is proving to be a formidable foe, may prove to be unvanquishable, and might be with us, amongst the human population forever. Boom! Boom! So says the actor…
Read full storyDelia Smith Says Brexit Has Left A Bland Taste In Her Mouth
Celebrity cookstress Delia Smith might not be the most likely candidate to put people straight about the political issues of the day, but she's been speaking on the subject of Britain's exit from the European Union this week, and she might just make…
Read full storyHitler Youth storm Reichstag Building in Berlin!
(UNEDITED) History repeated itself in Berlin after Nazi morons decided to copy French revolutionaries and their successful attempt to storm the Bastille. However, this storm, not a hurricane, but Americans could do with one to topple Trumpy, was not…
Read full storyAnimal Spies Care
Sharp-eyed security officials have begun investigating links to foreign powers in our wildlife parks. Suspicions have fallen particularly on pandas. “They are Chinese, aren’t they?” revealed Lady Flake (Home Office and Gardens). “What are they do…
Read full storyPolitical Pundits Say The Double-Haters Will Vote For Joe Biden
CHICAGO – (Satire News) - The political clock is tick-tocking away, and it's just mere weeks before the presidential election arrives, and many say it can’t get here quick enough. Reuters is reporting that both campaigns are confident that each on…
Read full storyMiley Cyrus Recreates Her 2013 Wrecking Ball Video at the 2020 MTV Music Video Awards
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - According to several celebrity publications, pop icon Miley Cyrus ran away with the MTV Music Video Awards Show that was held in the Big Apple. Bam Bam Boom News reported that the former twerking queen hit it out of…
Read full storyA Noted Meteorologist Says The California Wildfires are Being Fanned by the Coronavirus
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Satire News) - One of the nation’s leading meteorologists has just announced that 89% of California’s wildfires are being fanned by the Coronavirus. Dr. Irving Ortega stated that, after a 16-week extensive study, he…
Read full storyChina’s President Xi Jinping Says He's Had it with President Donald Trump and The Gloves are Coming Off
HONG KONG – (Trivia News) - In a move that the civilized world is referring to as the epitome of a tit-for-tat game, China’s leader Xi Jinping has decided to rub tit-tatting in Trump’s face. The Chinese leader said that he has had it up to his ear…
Read full storyWho Is The Fool?
Today, Donald Trump called the mayor of Portland, Oregon, a fool. Who is the fool in the mirror? The Mayor of Portland, Oregon, doesn’t look or sound foolish. Maybe someone else should take a look in a mirror! If he sees a tinted comb-over, wear…
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