Joe Biden And Kamala Harris Spelled Backwards = Eoj Nedib And Alamak Sirrah
BILLINGSGATE POST: Now that Sniffin’ Joe Biden has chosen the hairdo of Kamala “Breath” Harris to be the repository for his wayward snout, some pundits predict that, when he snuggles up behind her and buries his nose in her hair, she will go complete…
Read full storyTyler Perry to Remake Smokey and the Bandit
(Hollywood) – Writer and actor Tyler Perry has announced that he will remake the 1970s hit movie ‘Smokey and the Bandit’. The original featured Burt Reynolds (Bandit) and Jerry Reed trying to get a truckload of beer from Texas to Georgia. Along th…
Read full storyConger Eel Discovered In Bathroom
Marine biologists who were summoned to the scene of an extraordinary discovery of a conger eel in the bathroom of a family home this morning, said that they didn't think they'd ever seen anything quite like it before, with one commenting that it was…
Read full storyTrain Ticket Date Had Been Altered
A man who bought a ticket to travel on a train, and subsequently changed its date with a ballpoint pen when he realised it was the anniversary of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks, travelled the next day instead, and escaped discovery by the t…
Read full storySnow Shovel Still on Roof
(Waukegan, IL) – Observers have noticed that, even though we are well into August, there is still a snow shovel on the roof of a local home. The owner, Hank Shivers, was not available for comment. Speculation continues among neighbors about first,…
Read full storyLionel Messi becomes a Catholic priest!
(UNEDITED) After their historic thrashing by a bunch of marauding, barbaric Bavarians, led by 'Lederhosen Loony', Thomas Mueller, Barcelona have returned to Catalonia. Their star-player went immediately to Gaudi's, Sagrada Familia Basilica, and begge…
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Terrified Of Prison
According to Donald Trump’s former personal attorney, Michael Cohen, Donald Trump is terrified of going to prison. No way can he raise a plea for leniency due to bone spurs. That ship has sailed and sunk. Trump can't tweet his way out of prison, a…
Read full storyPresident Trump is All Upset Because Kamala Harris Said He Needs to Be Banned From Tweeting
BOSTON – (Satire News) - Kamala Harris was in Boston to drum up support for the new Biden-Harris Democratic presidential ticket. She made it a point, as she does whenever she's in Boston, to have a clam chowder dinner. Kamala was asked by a rep…
Read full storyTrump’s New Campaign Rally Song Should Be “Yellow River” By Christie
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no one who is happier about Michael Cohen’s revelation regarding Trump’s “Golden Showers” disclosure than Neil Young, the Rolling Stones, Yo Yo Afro Woke, and Adele. Neil Young told NBC News that now, he ho…
Read full storyThe U.S. Attorney General Reminds Trump That Oakland is in Fact Part of The United States
WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The Washington Post has just stated that Trump is afraid that he is going to lose the election and possibly end up in prison. A White House source said that he is now so nervous that he is binge eating seven…
Read full storyThe Houston Astros and the Seattle Mariners Both Make Baseball Commissioner Rob Manfred a Great Big Promise
HOUSTON – (Sports Satire) - Reps for both the Seattle Mariners and the Houston Astros have promised MLB Commissioner Rob Manfred that they will no longer participate in bench-clearing brawls. According to Dottie Bazooka, with Sports Balls Illustra…
Read full storyMeghan Markle Has Read a Copy of Michael Cohen’s Book and She Says – The Orange Fella is Toast
LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle spoke with TMZ and said that Michael Cohen was gracious enough to send her a copy of his book about Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Meghan said that on page 4, she read ab…
Read full storyOne of The Sexiest “Call Girls” in Las Vegas is Having to Sell Her House
LAS VEGAS - (Satire News) - The unemployment mess, which is a direct result of the Coronavirus pandemic, has affected everyone in all lines of work. FiFi McTrix, is considered to be one of the most sought after “Ladies of the Evening” in Las Vegas…
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