WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Political Satire) - The Washington Post has just stated that Trump is afraid that he is going to lose the election and possibly end up in prison.
A White House source said that he is now so nervous that he is binge eating seven Big Macs a day.
Melania is concerned since he has misplaced the Missile Launching Remote again. She said that makes it 3 times in the past week. This time he left it outside by the swimming pool.
Trump knows his back is against the wall, and so he has reverted to his birther crapola against. He used it against Barack Obama. He also used it against Dolly Parton, Don Lemon, Black Kitty Meow Meow, and his second ex-wife Marla Maples.
His birther claims have all fallen as flat as Keira Knightley's chest.
The Washington Post says Trump is now claiming that Kamala Harris was born in Iceland.
Kamala's birth certificate clearly shows that she was born in Oakland, California.
Trump's personal lawyer, Attorney General Billy Barr has reportedly told his boss that Oakland is indeed a part of the United States, so he really needs to stop with that birther shit.
Kamala Harris is 55. Comrade Trumpski is 74, but he acts likes he’s 4.