Seven-And-A-Half-Pound, Nineteen-Inch Long Mistake Displayed On Widescreen Monitor In Employee Break Room
Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Sources recently confirmed that 19-year-old Roger Lane wasn't completely aware of the consequences of his actions last January when he repeatedly pushed his big, gigantic, solid, rock-hard, throbbing cock into Amanda Giles, 20,...
Read full storyWas Hitler an alien?
It is one of the greatest questions of modern science: was Nazi dictator and moustache model, Adolf Hitler, actually an alien from outer space? Many believe he was. Geoff Derp from the University of Dusseldorf has recently completed a study of eve...
Read full storyHigh School "Hero" Fights "Robot Ninjas" While Protecting Cheerleader's Gum - Recieves "Award"
Wayne, NE - A Blue Valley High School senior here courageously fought off two "robot ninjas" and has been awarded the coveted American Hero Award, all in his own head. What wasn't in his own head was his vow to watch over a beautiful cheerleader's gu...
Read full storyElton John Denies Any Watford Connection
Sir Elton John, who fans of Watford Football Club hold in the highest esteem, after saving the Hornets from ruin in the 1980s, is a controversial figure tonight, after denying ever having anything whatsoever to do with the Vicarage Road outfit. Th...
Read full storyRambunctious Whisky Just Can't Sit Distilled
His barley roots notwithstanding, Captain Jack, a whisky of Scotch descent from Brown Water, Missouri, is still feeling his oats. "I get antsy," he said. "I just can't sit distilled." Although aged for over a decade, Captain Jack is not willing to...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Is Going To Teach Those Cockney Bastards, West Ham, A Lesson
As Manchester United get ready for their important Premier League clash with West Ham United at Upton Park tomorrow (kick-off 2:00pm), centre-half Harry Maguire has spoken to reporters ahead of the game, warning the Hammers that, if they trifle with...
Read full storyCustomer Refuses To Pay Restaurant Tab Based On Personal Conviction - "I don't believe in the existence of a cook."
Salt Lake City -A biologist's refusal to pay his restaurant tab has led to his arrest, but has also incited heated controversy in the town of Falls Face, Utah. It is a topic of intense discussion after Paul Ramses, 26, working as a consultant with...
Read full storySome People Confuse Trump With The Tooth Fairy.
Arno Hill, the Mayor of Lordstown, Ohio, was interviewed by NPR radio the other day in relation to the fact that General Motors (remember them? They were once famous for making cars, lots of cars. And for Micheal Moore getting on them for abandoning...
Read full storyMan Doing Talk On Improvisation Was Making It All Up As He Was Going Along
A man has revealed how, after he and a colleague were asked by the management at their school to provide 'talks' for other teachers, he gave a talk on 'improvisation', but was making the entire thing up as he went along. Moys Kenwood and his teach...
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