Montana Woman Really Asking for It
Constantly falling-down drunk, reeking of cigarette smoke, and just generally meaner than dirt, Wanda Grayson of Billings, Montana, has really been asking for it, reported her husband, Jonah. "She's ugly, too," said Jonah - earning him a smack acr...
Read full storyKim responds to new Trump negotiations with poem inspired by Robert Frost
Mr. Trump’s taking over diplomacy with North Korea has brought renewed condemnation from mainstream Democrats and the MSM. At issue is Mr. Kim’s recent reluctance to proceed further with denuclearization, currently assessed by The Washington Post...
Read full storyStarbucks Mug Cracked First Time Man Poured Hot Water Into It
A mug produced by the world-famous coffee percolators, Starbucks Coffee, was found to be 'not fit for purpose' when one man decided to use it for the first time yesterday. Moys Kenwood, 55, gagging for a cup of tea, boiled some water in his kettle...
Read full story'Insanity' now accepted into Cambridge University curriculum!
The prestigious, world revered, Cambridge University, UK version, has revealed their latest project and will introduce it into their curriculum from 2019! Insanity, madness, or 'Nuttiness' will be accepted as a serious subject and, students attend...
Read full storyDisagreement Over Possible Curriculum Change Results In Brutal Violence
Winneshiek County, Iowa. A horrible fight broke out on the third floor of the administrative building at Loran College last Thursday at 5:35 pm when two education professors had a disagreement concerning the possible addition of another "Brain-Based...
Read full storyThree Killed In Care Bear Melee
What started as a quiet day for employees of Midway Credit Union quickly turned to chaos when Pro Life and Pro Choice protesters clashed. The melee, which lasted for approximately 20 minutes and accounted for $3,000 in damage, was allegedly started b...
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