'Insanity' now accepted into Cambridge University curriculum!

Written by Jaggedone

Friday, 22 March 2019

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The Future of Cambridge University students is his future!!

The prestigious, world revered, Cambridge University, UK version, has revealed their latest project and will introduce it into their curriculum from 2019!

Insanity, madness, or 'Nuttiness' will be accepted as a serious subject and, students attending the course can win a degree which will allow them to enter the 'banal world of politics!'

Nutty professors will teach students how to become 'Nutters', a vital function in our 'Mad World' for the future. Cambridge's leading expert on the subject, Professor Nutbush No-Limits, gave Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) totally mad reporter, Zany Maniac-Mogg (not the other one), the following interview, and here it is:

Question: "Sir, you are quite fucking mad and are extremely qualified to teach students who want to become like you, what can you teach them?"

Answer: "Fuck All!"

Question: " Sir, why do you believe students must become qualified Nutters, with a degree, to achieve a career in politics?"

Answer: "Fuck knows!"

Question: "Sir, are you completely raving mad, or, do you believe that sanity will prevail?"

Answer: "Fuck off imbecile!"

Potential sane Cambridge students are queuing around the block begging to attend this latest course because they see it as the only opportunity to become infamous just like their 'Messiahs', BOJO, Mogg (the real one) etc, and get their mugs-shot all over the BBC!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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