
Lollipop Luvvies
An 86-year-old lollipop lady is refusing to retire despite the fact she could well just “keel the fuck over” at any second. Gladys, 86, said: "I couldn’t give a fig what people think, and I couldn’t give a fig that no-one has crossed this road sin...
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Granny Billingsgate’s Corn Beef And Cabbage Cobbler Dessert Recipe
BILLINGSGATE POST: It has been a tradition in the Billingsgate family to celebrate St. Patrick's day by quaffing down a pint or two of Guinness, followed by a special dessert that has been passed down from one generation to the next. We family refe...
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Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name
Speaking out against the mass shooting by an Australian white nationalist at a Muslim mosque in New Zealand that left at least 50 people dead, Trevor Olsen of Edmond, Oklahoma, stated, "It's incidents like this one that give white supremacists a bad...
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10 Hours of Darth Vader Breathing Heavily on YouTube Still Available
Are you a lonely and emotionally-disturbed person who drinks too much and feels upset with life all the time? Does alcohol and excessive substance abuse help you deal with reality? Do you ever wonder if your deeply-conflicted soul will ever find an...
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Man Died Reading 'The Plague' By Albert Camus
Police investigating the death of a man who lived alone, say he may have been killed by a book. The man died on Thursday after being struck down by a terrible illness that produced severe and pronounced buboes on his groins, back, neck and in his...
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How Not to Avoid Jury Duty
Pomona, CA. An elderly man who thought he should have been excused from jury duty for medical reasons reluctantly appeared at the municipal court here last Monday when jury officials rejected his claim. He still hoped that the judge would recognize h...
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