Oklahoma Man Condemns Mosque Shooter for Giving White Supremacists a Bad Name

Funny story written by Chrissy Benson

Sunday, 17 March 2019

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A moderate white supremacist cautioned, "We can't go around shooting everyone who's inferior to us."

Speaking out against the mass shooting by an Australian white nationalist at a Muslim mosque in New Zealand that left at least 50 people dead, Trevor Olsen of Edmond, Oklahoma, stated, "It's incidents like this one that give white supremacists a bad name."

Olsen, who describes himself as a moderate white supremacist, pledged his solidarity with the Muslim community during this tragic time, and urged other moderate racists like him to adopt a spirit of inclusiveness.

"The mere fact that certain people may practice a different religion or have a different skin color and lesser intellectual capacity should not represent their death warrant," he stated boldly. "And certainly not by anyone not wearing a police uniform."

Olsen called upon other white supremacists, white nationalists, and general bigots to exercise compassion, self-restraint, and, most of all, sheer pragmatism before engaging in a mass murder of people of color (or Jews).

"We can't go around shooting everyone who's inferior to us," he said. "That's just not a workable solution."

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