"Red Flag Laws" May Take Guns From "Patriots"
Washington, D. C. Exclusive to The Spoof. The NRA today warned that the rush to pass so-called "Red Flag Laws" is a threat to freedom-loving Americans whose ownership of guns is to protect our citizens from a tyrannical government. "In the rush to...
Read full storyHarry Maguire To Clear Up Brexit Mess
Harry Maguire, Manchester United's new central defender who signed for the Reds from Leicester City on Monday for £80million, is to enter the world of politics. His first job will be to clear up the Brexit mess. Maguire has no political affilia...
Read full storyTrump: All Caucasians To Be Dyed Purple To End White Supremacy
BILLINGSGATE POST: This morning, in a display of chutzpah that defied transcendental reality, President Trump descended out of a cloud like an existential chimera. Something was different about him. On the lawn outside the White House, just before...
Read full storyNext presidential debate to offer reverse format: Mr. Cooper you have thirty seconds
The commission on the current set of presidential debates has announced a new formula for the next encounter in September. Instead of news hosts grilling candidates, the candidates themselves will sit off to one side, with prominent news hosts in...
Read full storyYoung Black Male Wanted for Unspeakable Sex Crimes
The New York City Police Department is asking for the public's assistance in apprehending a medium- to dark-skinned black male between the ages of 17 and 25, who is wanted in the New York City area for questioning in regard to unspeakable alleged sex...
Read full storyThe Flying Frenchman
Brexiteers were once again up in arms, legs and heads today as Frenchman, Franky Zapata, made a solo flight across the English Channel on a Flyboard, a move that is said to have shook hardline 'no deal' MPs to their core, and stiffened their resolve...
Read full storyTrain's a Brawling
Seven grown men were arrested today, after a football-related brawl on the London tube, in the build up to the friendly match between Manchester City and Liverpool. Shocking videos of the incident emerged showing people's grandads drunkenly swinging...
Read full storyHarry Maguire Signs Affidavit Not To Let Jamie Vardy Score On September 14th
New Manchester United defender, Harry Maguire, who signed for the Reds from Leicester City for £80million on Monday, has signed a second legal document, an affidavit with the club's solicitors affirming that, when his new club meet his old club at Ol...
Read full storyMexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings
Sources close to the government in Mexico are saying that Mexican residents living close to the US border at El Paso are demanding that the wall US president Donald Trump has talked about building for so long, be built as soon as is humanly possible.
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