Mexico Demands Wall Be Built In Aftermath Of El Paso Shootings

Written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 6 August 2019

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Some crazed bastard looking into Mexico earlier

Sources close to the government in Mexico are saying that Mexican residents living close to the US border at El Paso are demanding that the wall US president Donald Trump has talked about building for so long, be built as soon as is humanly possible.

The change of heart has come as a result of the mass shooting at El Paso over the weekend, in which 20 innocent people lost their lives to a crazed gunman, Patrick Crusius, who had nothing better to do.

Having previously been totally opposed to the erection of the 2000-mile wall, many in the border areas along its planned route are now totally in favor of it, and are asking the Mexican government to start building it immediately, to avoid any incursions by other similarly-deranged, trigger-happy Americans who might get it into their own minds to have a trip south for the day, and 'get frisky'.

President Trump has yet to tweet in response to the news.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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