Manchester And Slim Everdingle Resolve Uniform Issue
BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s never what you think it is. Was Slim Everdingle really telling Manchester that he wouldn’t renew his contract unless he was allowed to wear his trademark Fruit of the Loom, V-neck white tee-shirt and his Dickies Easy Action M...
Read full storySteven The Blind Hedgehog Is Safe And Well, And Planning For The Future
He was lost last week feared dead, but Steven the blind hedgehog turned up safe and well yesterday, and held a press conference earlier to outline his future plans. Steven, who lives with a strange bloke in Scunthorpe, was taken to Leeds in a van...
Read full storyBiden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy
Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program. He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked: “Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most import...
Read full storyTrump offers San Francisco for Greenland, but only if Denmark apologizes
Mr. Trump is now reported interested in exchanging San Francisco for Greenland, but there is a caveat attached. First, according to WH press secretary, Stephanie Grisham, if Denmark has some reservations on acquiring San Francisco, the US is willi...
Read full storyTargeted Ad Reminds One Man How Much He Despises Applebee's but Totally Works on Other Man
A targeted online Applebee's ad missed the mark with Mark Jensen of New York City, who was only reminded how much he despises America's bacon-laden suburban fare and the culture it represents, but it totally worked on Chris Regan, also of New York Ci...
Read full storyNYC Subway Trains Fitted With Poor Doors For Half-Price MetroCard Holders
New York City, NY - (Cheapskates): Low income New Yorkers traveling on half-price MetroCards will soon be herded into using newly-installed subway train poor doors, according to a City Hole press release. The roll-out of Mayor Bill de Blasio’s mas...
Read full storyMitt Romney's Presidential Camaign Song, Composed Before He Entered Race
Salt Lake City, Utah. As announced in The Spoof yesterday, Mitt Romney will challenge Donald Trump in the Republican primaries. His campaign song had been written even before he announced his candidacy. In a scathing Washington Post op-ed attack o...
Read full storyGreenland Files For Restraining Order Against Donald Trump!
Denmark has filed in international court for an official restraining order against Donald Trump visiting or attempting to build any kind of "tower" in Greenland. "This restraining order prevents Donald Trump from coming within 500 miles of Greenla...
Read full storyWould Slim Everdingle Like Manchester United To Trade Him To Real Madrid?
BILLINGSGATE POST: Manchester United appear to be getting a little bit perplexed as Slim Everdingle keeps the club guessing over his next move amid growing concerns over his contract. The American is yet to sign a fresh new deal that would keep h...
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