Denmark has filed in international court for an official restraining order against Donald Trump visiting or attempting to build any kind of "tower" in Greenland.
"This restraining order prevents Donald Trump from coming within 500 miles of Greenland's borders unless on a ship in which case it must stay in international waters at least 20 nautical miles from Greenland's territorial waters. The country and people of Greenland have felt threatened by the unwanted and absurd advances by President Donald Trump towards Greenland."
Trump WH officials scrambled to come up with a response but were pre-empted by a Trump Tweet: "I'm outraged that Greenland has filed for this restraint! I never even sent a survey crew there! Every Country has their price! I'll buy it piece by piece if I have to!"
Denmark spokesperson for Greenland's International Affairs said, "I rest my case."
