Biden lays out “anybody but” program plus his BSAW trophy

Written by joseph k winter

Friday, 23 August 2019

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Mr. Biden is reported under the personal training of Mr. Obama at this time

Former vice-president of the US, Joe Biden, is now making the rounds of major news sites with his “anybody but Donald Trump” program.

He is assisted by his wife, Jill, who has remarked:

“Even though Joe has some pretty crappy ideas, most important is get rid of Trump.”

Polling for the “anybody but Trump” campaign at this time has the top four Democrat contenders beating Trump if the election were held today.

Currently, Biden is at the top of that stack.

“Look, yes, I would return to Obama nation,” Mr. Biden smiled broadly. “That’s not abomination!”

"No, indeed, back to Obama-care favoring the medical establishment, regime change here and there, and favoring the one percent.”

“In other words, yes, think of me as the Hillary Clinton alternative to what we’ve got now.”

“Would I be contributing further to the disintegration of this great nation?”

“Wait! Wait! I mis-spoke! I mean contributing further to the integrity of this great nation!”

Jill again: “Darling, let me speak. You can stand there smiling.”

Ms. Biden:

“Look, people, your candidate might be better on, I don’t know, health care than Joe is, but you’ve got to look at who’s going to win the election.”

“And maybe you have to swallow a little bit and say, ‘OK, I personally like so-and-so better,’ but the bottom line has to be that we have to beat Trump.”

“No matter what!” beamed Mr. Biden in accompaniment.

“And just keep in mind,” Jill Biden added, “I will be there as FLOTUS to remind him of important appointments.”

Mr. Biden: “Besides that, consider my BSAW trophy, just awarded to me by my dear wife Jill’s high society social club, First Wives of Greater Manhattan.”

Ms. Biden: “Ah, Joe . . .”

“The Best Smiles And Wardrobe trophy! I’m very proud of this award!”

"Plus Colgate is renewing my contract! My smile could be on every future tube of Colgate toothpaste!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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