Manchester And Slim Everdingle Resolve Uniform Issue

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Friday, 23 August 2019

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BILLINGSGATE POST: It’s never what you think it is. Was Slim Everdingle really telling Manchester that he wouldn’t renew his contract unless he was allowed to wear his trademark Fruit of the Loom, V-neck white tee-shirt and his Dickies Easy Action Mechanics Coveralls that provide a generous fit in the shoulders and chest? With its bi-swing back and elastic waist inserts, it allows Slim classic comfort and room to scratch his nuts during long intervals while the football is on the other side of the field.

Back in America, Antonio Brown disliked his updated football helmet. But his heart-to-heart talk with Raider coach Jon Gruden resolved the standoff. Told that he was either “all in” or “all out,” he quietly resumed practice.

But with Slim, it was hardly a safety issue as with Antonio Brown and his old helmet. The Manchester chicks love his “aw shucks” ambience as he struts around his netted kingdom in his classic Dickies Easy Action Coveralls, scratching his nuts like nobody’s watching.

Would they still love him and throw their bras at him when he made yet another heroic stop?

Slim: “I love the Red Devils, but I love my Dickies more.”

Dirty: “Yo, Dude. If you don’t got your Dickies, you don’t got chicks.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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