Trump, GOP Thrilled as Barr Promises to “Investigate Clinton Murders, Tooth Fairy and Easter Bunny Soon”

Written by Jaki Treehorn

Monday, 12 August 2019

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Attorney General Barr Will “Go Get Crooked Hillary”

Washington - President Trump tweeted out to his adoring groupies last night that his personal consigliere, Bill Barr, would soon open an investigation into the dozens of people who were associated with the Clintons over the last several decades who, for some strange reason, died.

“People just don’t die for no reason, so Hillary must have done away with them, it’s pretty obvious” explained Trump.

When asked by reporters at the White House if he had any evidence implicating the Clintons in any of the deaths, he responded “that’s why you're called the fake news”.

After Barr completes the three investigations, Trump indicated he expected another inquiry by Barr and the FBI into “Science”.

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