Creepy Hollow, New York - (Fore! Play News): Convicted predatory sex monster, Jeffrey Epstein, who died in a Manhattan jail cell this weekend, reportedly scored his best-ever hit at one of President Trump’s famous putting greens, according to files released today.
Located in New York’s lush Hudson Valley acres, Trump Creepy Hollow Golf Course hosted Epstein in a 2014, three-day celeb bash featuring rich and famous assholes ‘like Bill Clinton’.
Plus freeloading Brit royal Prince Andrew - a former government international rough trade envoy - and creepy sidekick Ms Ghislaine Maxwell.
Groundsmen who tended the verdant rolling links recall how Epstein secured the winner’s trophy in a lavish championship final and celebrated his triumph in classic 19th hole fore play with lissom Trumpette cheerleaders.
And the obligatory mountain of snort.
Commenting on this farce-breaking story, the Spoof website’s sports correspondent said, ‘Sounds like a loada codswallop, Schlepstein only ever played at Trump Turdberry’ - or words to that effect.
Commemorative Trump Creepy Hollow memorabilia is still available elsewhere on this site.
