Washington - It has been reported from very reliable sources such as Trump, Facebook memes, and various tweets from Infowars and other right wing investigators, that a former President, along with his politician/first lady wife, were able to murder dozens of individuals associated with them over decades, and then completely wipe out any evidence of involvement.
The deaths were all ruled to be either suicides or from natural causes, however, this is where the couple's genius comes into play. They were able to pay off or threaten every coroner, law enforcement investigator and witness in the dozens of jurisdictions wherein the untimely passings occurred. All of these hundreds of people were kept quiet for decades, no one uttered a peep. All evidence was changed on the various coroner's reports, police logs and autopsies.
"I learned my lesson from that incident in the White House with Monica", said the former President as he was lead off with his wife. "You got to keep things on the down-low".