Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People
There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...
Read full storyCreation of a New Extreme Sport No Holds Barred Golf
Even though there is a decent following in golf, most people around the world still think that it's a boring and irritating game. Watching long static camera shots on TV of people taking forever to tee-off, and all of that polite clapping afterwards...
Read full storyExtreme Brexit a Micro Nationalist Dream
It's been speculated that vast numbers of conservatives in Britain will be flocking to Nigel Farrage's Brexit Party. Some are even planning to take the campaign a step further by Brexiting all of Great Britain itself. I met up with a daft-shit...
Read full storyTucker Carlson, Under Fire at Fox News, to Replace Eric Cartman on South Park
Denver, Colorado - Fox News Personality Tucker Carlson, in trouble at the Network for numerous past incidents of making degrading comments about women, minorities, gays and Muslims, has been hired by the creators of South Park to replace Eric Cartman...
Read full storyStephen Fry 'Beside Himself' That He Hasn't Been Chosen For Oscar Wilde Role
Comedian, writer, actor, TV show host and all-round bighead, Stephen Fry, is reported to be so 'cross' that he has been overlooked for the role of Oscar Wilde in the new BBC Two series, 'The Importance Of Being Oscar', that he can feel another bout o...
Read full storyFDA Abandons Term "Overweight" in Favor of "Natural Weight"
With over 70 percent of Americans exceeding their ideal weight and 33 percent obese, the Food and Drug Administration has, for logistical purposes, officially abandoned its use of the term "overweight" in favor of the term "natural weight." "We wa...
Read full storySarah Sanders ‘Is Monica Lewinsky In Drag’
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Read full storyAussie PM Snott Orifice outraged!
Hot off the press! Aussie PM Snott Orifice is officially outraged by suggestions his Hitler-like salute on Easter Sunday at his Paedocostal Church in western Sydney is a Hitler-like salute. "It's just not cricket" said the outraged PM. "I let you...
Read full storyDisneyland Replaces "Great Moments with Lincoln" with "Great Tweets from Trump"
Disneyland. Anaheim, CA. After nearly six decades as one of the most thought-provoking exhibits at Walt Disney's Anaheim theme park, the popular Audio-Animatronic presentation known as "Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln" will be replaced sometime this...
Read full storyUkrainians Elect Comedian as President
It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...
Read full storyAussie PM Snott Orifice does Nazi salute
Shocking revelations from Down Under where the current Federal election campaign is sending millions of Aussies to the pub, medicine cabinet, to up their anti-depressant dosage, and in some cases, hospital emergency, with bandaged wrists. In the...
Read full storyTeacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question
A teacher at a school in Bangkok was left red-faced on Friday after a student asked him a question about algebra that he could not answer. Moys Kenwood, 49, was teaching a Science lesson, during the course of which, the name 'Albert Einstein' came...
Read full storyMan Discovers Strange Collection Of Dolls' Heads In Bloke's House
Hobbies can be fun, and one form of hobbyism is 'collecting things' as diverse as football stickers, programmes, cards, stamps, matchcards and matchboxes, beermats, foreign currency, and, as one man who visited a bloke he 'sort of' knows in a backwoo...
Read full storyDead Duck Gate heating up as witness ducks found near the bench in Salisbury Park
Straight from British Intelligence sources, we now know there are (at least) two ducks willing to testify on what happened in March 2018 near a certain park bench. Boys were playing, and a couple (a father and daughter named Skripal) offered them...
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