Aussie PM Snott Orifice does Nazi salute

Written by Red.S.Crotum

Monday, 22 April 2019

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Aussie PM seeks election miracle

Shocking revelations from Down Under where the current Federal election campaign is sending millions of Aussies to the pub, medicine cabinet, to up their anti-depressant dosage, and in some cases, hospital emergency, with bandaged wrists.

In the midst of the usual high quality character assassination, fake news and kissing of even the ugliest babies, that make Aussie elections so compelling, Prime Minister Snott Orifice has been photographed giving a Nazi salute on Easter Sunday.

Orifice's press secretary Liam Barsteward issued an immediate rebuttal. "Mr Orifice denies any connections with Nazis, present, past, or future. He is pictured here speaking in tongues at his local Paedocostal Church in Western Sydney, having just cured a Thalidomide victim standing next to him who now has four normal limbs. God praise the Lord."

Asked why the PM hadn't previously used his miraculous powers to fix the Aussie economy, world poverty and low IQs of most Aussie politicians, including himself, the spokesman said, "The Lord works in strange ways. And so does Snott". No shit?

Mr Orifice faces a humiliating defeat at the May 18 general election after years of screwing the poor to give to the rich bastards, and backstabbing previous PMs. Most informed commentators believe the image is about his last-ditch attempt to get yet another miracle happening. He certainly speaks in tongues.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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