'Cherchez La Femme' as Big Oil's big guns pulverize feckless NYc attorney Steven Donziger

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 2 November 2013

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Double agent La Paloma [pic Bob Hanssen]

New York - Is there some sort of ugly bitch redhead - a menopausal Anna Chapman-kinda ho, maybe? - lurking in the murky background of the New York lawyer sitting squirming in a Lower Manhattan courthouse dock charged with $19 billion of fraud and racketeering?

Next week big gun witnesses will testify that Steven Donziger is a major player in an international gang of eco-garbage peddlers linked to a dazzling red-haired female double agent, code-named La Paloma.

Rumors persist that Donziger, charged with orchestrating a $19 billion fraud against US super major Chevron, may have had a 'sleeping partner' secretly cheerleading his psychotic eco-crusade in Rafael Correa's corrupt-as-hell Republic of Ecuador.

Her alleged slice of the New York lawyer's Ecuador court-awarded $1.2 billion legal expenses could well form 'Exhibit 666-911' in Judge Lewis Kaplan's court next Friday depending on legal argument about stuff and, uh, stuff. Maybe.

Commenting on the latest disclosure an Upper East Side crude litigator refused to rule out what the Brits call 'fireworks' of revelations as news of the Anna Chapman-esque connection hits the web.

'WTF?' s/he responded.

Expect more disclosures as the clock strikes midnight.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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