Top 12 Signs Country Hicks Visited NYC This Halloween

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 2 November 2013

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"My hands are stuck together."

Following are the tricks the hicks left in the Big Apple:

1. Cops On Horses that have been secretly fed bean cakes.

2. Turned over Port-a-potties! (Some with angry blue colored users inside.)

3. Passed out Winos sitting on the street sporting straw hats.

4. Suicide chalk lines now have scarecrows in them.

5. Fake police tape sticky on both sides surround several police stations, patrol cars.

6. Central Park full of cow manure with free bottles of "Night Train" and "Crackling Rose" scattered around.

7. Over 30 street signs switched causing huge traffic jams.

8. Twelve City Statues now donning huge dongs, including the females.

9. Dozens of cabs dragging tin cans on a rope behind them.

10. Oven 300 dummies floating in the East and Hudson Rivers.

11. Fake dog poo placed near real dog poo! ("Where did they get all this fake do.....never mind. I'll be right back.")

12. Super Glue mixed with hand cleaner in 78 dispensers at last count.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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