Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 November 2013

NEW YORK CITY - Barbara Walters of The View has expressed that she is very happy with how the new kid on the block Jenny McCarthy has been able to fit right in as one of the members of their hit talk show.

McCarthy has stated that landing the gig on The View was literally a dream come true for her. She smiled and quipped that it was kind of like the feeling she got a few years ago when she went out on a date with the Vertalini triplets.

Jenny, who is the cousin of funny woman Melissa McCarthy, recently told Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that the little Canadian time bomb Justin Bieber actually called her up and asked her to go out on a date with him.

She let him know right away that one, she does not go out on dates to hip hop brawls. Two, she does not want to tarnish her reputation by going out with a white rapper wannabe. And three, she does not date little boys who act like they're big boys.

McCarthy said that she could not believe that Bieber actually started crying and he told her that he misses Selena (Gomez) so damn much.

She told him to suck it up and put on some big boy underwear instead of the Dora The Explorer underwear he's been photographed wearing lately.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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