Larry King, 79, Doesn't Need The Little Blue Pill

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 2 November 2013

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Larry and his wife are both positively ecstatic at the success of his and Regis Philbin's tallk show.

NEW YORK CITY - The Right Coast Review has just reported that Larry King is so thrilled with the success of his and co-host Regis Philbin's new talk show The Viagra View that he sometimes gets home and forgets to take his little blue pill (Viagra).

An inside source has revealed that Shawn King is absolutely elated and cannot help but giggle at the way her 79-year-old husband has been rejuvenated over the tremendous acceptance of his new talk show.

Mrs. King reportedly told a friend that Larry has not taken his daily blue pill in over two months and she is positively flabbergasted since he performs like a young stud in his 20s.

SIDENOTE: There is no word in regards to 82-year-old Regis Philbin and whether he partakes of the little blue pills or not.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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