Prior to the royal wedding, and in keeping with general laddish behaviour, Buckingham Palace has announced details of the official Royal Stag night out to celebrate the young prince's last "nights of freedom".
One of the Royal Household's men at arms, Major Ise Water, who has kept his title despite being out of the army for over 20 years now, is arranging a special stag event in Scotland.
In keeping with the stupid things royalty sometimes do, the Prince and his followers, liggers, hangers-on and members of the Palmer-Tomkinson family will be taking up extremely large shotguns and heading to the Grampians to kill as many stag as they can manage before the stag population disappears completly.
Major Waters said this will be "the tally-ho of all stag parties" and "ever so rather better, don't you know, than going to a pub, vomiting over the pavement and then tieing the Prince to a lampost dressed in nothing but a multi-coloured sporran and matching bra set".
