Billy Ray Cyrus Claims "Hannah Montana" Wiped Out His Family!

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Tuesday, 15 February 2011

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Singer Billy Ray Cyrus is now claiming that his daughter, Miley Cyrus's role on the Disney show "Hannah Montana" ruined his marriage and has sent his wayward daughter to the far corners of the wayward winds.

"I blame that show for all our troubles", Billy Ray reportedly told the Nashville News Bulletin yesterday.

Billy Ray hinted that, although they were having a few fights and knockouts and problems with sex, drugs and alcohol and a bad case of rash before Miley began her career, it all went downhill after Miley became a star.

"Keeping Up Appearances" is what the show should have been called, according to the article. "You can't copyright a title", explained Cyrus, apparently mixing up the Cyrus family with the television show.

"Now there goes Miley showing her ass in all the magazines and on the internet and in the streets of Egypt on the evening news. I tell you, it's enough to turn a man to alcoholic behavior."

"We couldn't agree more as Cyrus turned his back and splashed the sidewalk", the article finished.

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