New Nudity Law Bill Passed By Senate
A new nudity law has passed the Senate of the United States, that is now headed for the House for review. Senators John Edwards and Larry Craig have co-sponsored the bill as many of the Senators look to these two for nudity leadership, especially...
Read full storyLife At The Moorview Institute, Chapter One
Life At The Moorview Institute, Chapter One A few days ago, one of our inmates posted this little piece on Spending Time At The Moorview Institution. While much of this was true, a big part of it was under-stated. It didn't go deep enough into defining and describing the lunatics in this place. I guess that I should know as much, or more, about them than anyone else. After all, I've been...
Read full storySex Symbols Demand HD TV Ban
Sex symbol stars of TV and movies from Hollywood to Bollywood, and Elstree to Ealing staged a mass protest in Tokyo today over what they consider to be the evils of HD TV. It seems that HD TV highlights flaws such as zits, scars, hairiness, and bl...
Read full storyTiger "holed up" $1,000 offered for 1st picture
Where is Tiger "holed up" ? - According to a little known tabloid aptly named; "Get a Grip on Gossip" it appears there is to be a contest running that will award $1,000 to the first picture submitted to the GGG tabloid that actually shows where the...
Read full storyGod curses American evil evangelist for distorting His name by preying on the unfortunate. Pat Robertson clarifies his damning statement - says he meant to say Hawaii had sold its soul to the devil - not Haiti
WASHINGTON: Something has happened in the 'name of Christianity' in America. It has brought the mentally ill and psychologically disturbed demons to the limelight. In fact, American atheists are saying - IF - one truly believed in the existenc...
Read full storySenate Floor Cleared With Blast From Terrorist Alarm System
The Senate floor was cleared in a record 45 minutes yesterday when a siren sounded and someone shouted "Terrorist Raid" plus only two older Senators were injured after being once again trampled underfoot by a screaming, wild crowd. "I do wish they...
Read full storyWho Is Obama Paying Off In Kenya?
It seemed, at least at first, that newly elected President of the United States, Barack Obama was simply being smeared by his political enemies but after a whole year, there are now too many stories going around for it to be only politics as usual.
Read full storyConan O'Brien to Revive Howdy Doody Show
In reports that talk show host Jay Leno, who left NBC's tonight show may be returning, current host, Conan O'Brien wants to revive the Howdy Doody television show. The statement to revive the children's show featuring the 48-freckled puppet Howdy Doo...
Read full storyPalin Fox Deal Leaks
Fox news was proud to add Former Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin to their tight family earlier this week. Their fair and balanced forum should be a perfect place for the perky former Vice-Presidential candidate. A Fox insider was able to give s...
Read full storyPat Robertson To Replace Simon Cowell on "American Idol"!
(Los Angeles-CA) An insider has revealed to me that "American Idol", may be considering "700 Club" founder evangelist Pat Robertson to replace Simon Cowell. My informant claims the information came from an e-mail that was leaked by an "American Id...
Read full storyTennessee ' Volunteers' Can't Get Anyone to Take Over Trashed Football Program!
The NCCA is investigating the possibility of reducing the University of Tennessee's football program to Division III level after the recent departure of Coach Lane Kiffin, and the inability of the Athletic Department to find a replacement after conta...
Read full story"Mr Gay" contest in China is banned because Chairman Mao thought all "Gays" are in San Francisco!
Mao's China thought being gay was a crime and a mental illness. Now the world knows that China has opened up its doors to the West, but the Chinese are not yet ready for a "Mr Gay" contest quite yet! The present Chinese government is quite prepare...
Read full storyThe citizens will be the big winners in 2010: Commentary or Satire?
Warning: The following may not be suited for people who are not able to tolerate sometimes negative, sometimes mean and always sarcastic political wit. Change channels now! I am not advocating physical violence against any of the characters in this essay, nor am I advocating any particular racial bias. It's SATIRE, so get over it. The citizens will be the big winners in 2010 and Obamacare wil...
Read full storyBrits Break Out The Camping Gear As Snow Melts
It's official. Britain has gone totally crazy, completely ga-ga, and right off the nut. As the Big Freeze showed signs of easing off and the snow started to melt, thousands of suburban British loonies could be seen emerging from their homes with c...
Read full storyTaylor Swift To Record The General Platt Song "Pants On The Ground"
SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Taylor Swift performed before a sell-out crowd in Sheboygan's brand new MozzarellaDome. The young country music star was amazed at the state-of-the-art facility with its 80,000 seating capacity. She noted that the Mozzar...
Read full storyShooting Starts On James Cameron's Latest Blockbuster
Following the runaway success of his 3D masterpiece, 'Avatar' James Cameron has no plans to bask in adulation or indeed let the grass grow under his feet. Cameron started shooting his latest blockbuster here in Hollywood on the Universal backlot r...
Read full storyNick Griffin changes party to prove he's not racist
Nick Griffin, who is often accused by a biased, yet nevertheless 100% correct media of being slightly racist, has today put his jackboots where his mouth is - yes, nothing much different there folks - and joined with a completely neutral political p...
Read full story"Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" launched today
In an effort to make more money from premium rate telephone lines and pointless quizzes in the advertisement breaks in between, Simon Cowbell today announced his new talentless show series. "Crap Idol", "Crap Factor" and "Britain's Got Crap" will...
Read full storyDissapearance Of Spoof Writer May Be Kidnap
The unexplained dissapearance of former Spoof Writer Duncan Whitehead could be a case of kidnap, sources from INTERPOL have announced. Whitehead, who has offended such celebrities as Paris Hilton, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and most recently Stephen H...
Read full storyStrong Belgian beer gets scarce: expected drop in wife-beating actually reverses as the UK's weekly shop is examined
Psychologists had predicted a drop in the number of incidents of spousal abuse following news that stocks of Strong Belgian beer were becoming scarce. The beer is being held up by strike action, and the problem has been exacerbated in the UK due to...
Read full storyWet Tee-Shirt Contestants Frozen Solid
Panic ensued in the car park of a local pub tonight here in the heart of suburban Surrey as a Miss Wet Tee Shirt contest went tragically wrong - or, to use the local vernacular 'tits up.' A bevy of local beauties - English Roses one and all - line...
Read full storyNaked Athlete Comes To Grief Hurdling Barbed Wire Fence
Disaster struck here for Naked World Cross Country Champion Lars VanDerGrootgroot as he attempted to leap over a barbed wire fence near Ripon in the final of the cross country race. Holding a clear lead of 59 seconds over his closest competitor, V...
Read full storyUK Spoof Writer Hard at Work Building Ark in Portsmouth for Oncoming Thaw!
Contemplating a rising tide as recent record snow falls are soon to start melting, UK Spoofer Skoob1999 has sworn off Stella, and has devoted himself to building a life saving ARK in anticipation of the coming CATASTROPHE! Local neighborhood yobs...
Read full storyThe Junk Food of Journalism
You would think that given the current state of affairs across the globe, that politicians, community leaders and the world press would be focusing on important things, like informing the public on ways to help the whole of humanity get to a "better place". Seems reasonable, and even actionable. Instead of interest in stories about the earthquakes in Haiti or what can be done to help, potentia...
Read full storyBono Plans To Turn Beverley Hillbillies Theme Into Stadium Anthem
U2 frontman and tireless campaigner for lost causes, Bono, today announced that he plans to make the theme tune from 60's US comedy show 'The Beverley Hillbillies' into a stadium anthem. "I watched reruns of the show as a kid and I loved it," Bono...
Read full storySource of Jesus Images located
Over the past twelve months there has been an inordinate number of sightings of images of the saviour, Jesus Christ, in ordinary items, such as a door in a DIY store, a naan bread, a can of mushroom soup and a Wotsit, a maize snack. Vatican inside...
Read full storyCBB's Katia To Undergo Brain Augmentation Surgery
After hearing a cruel comment by CBB's Vinnie Jones, that housemate Katia was so thick, she used all her mental powers to focus on putting one foot in front of the other, Chairman of charitable trust 'Surgery For All' Plastique Bertrand, who once had...
Read full storyRosie O'Donnell Bashes Leno for Late Night Antics
During a rash of recent interviews with current and has-been television personalities over NBC's handling of the fight for late-night time slots, Rosie O'Donnell was not about to be left out of the spin cycle when it came to comments about Jay Leno.
Read full storySov Defies Vinnie In Corned Beef Wars
Tensions surfaced in the Big Brother House when Sov openly defied Vinnie Jones by opening a tin of corned beef, selfishly making herself a big doorstep sandwich which she later stated she didn't really want anyway. Vinnie Jones was really pissed o...
Read full storyConjoined Twins Romance Ends Badly over Political Differences!
The romantic January 1-January 15th whirlwind affair of the conjoined twins, the McBriars, and the Pissgums, ended today with the announcement of their Divorce! The Judge, hiz honour, Jereme "Big Daddy' Sponzanno, cited 'irreconcilable' political...
Read full storyExposed - The Word On The Street
The hot news from the street today focuses almost exclusively on satirical website TheSpoof.com's drive to publish 100k news items in time for its tenth anniversary in 2011. In Texas, word on the street in San Antonio suggests that a prominent loc...
Read full storyWhat Makes Tom Jump?
Now that Oprah has announced that she will soon be leaving her beloved talk show, some secrets are finally coming out. The best kept one of all is what was the real reason Tom Cruise jumped up and down on her couch"! At the time it was explai...
Read full storyWoman believes She is God
Lucy "Lunatic" Lacy from Gavelston, TX has determined that She is "God". Neighbors reported her to the local Police Department saying that "each morning she stands on her rooftop in a white flowing robe, with arms upraised at sunrise, yelling at t...
Read full storyMale X TENDIT will help satisfy every woman
Extentions for Men- A new industry geared just towards men has tried to copy the women's "hair" extensions that have been on the market for years. The new product aptly named X TENDIT is not for "hair" but for the PENIS. Men who have been worri...
Read full storyTennessee Football Fans Savour Kiffin's Legacy: The Toilet Bowl!
A dazed and confused student body from the University of Tennessee met at a late night wake on campus after the announcement that Football Ho Lane Kiffin had picked up and left town for the head coaching job at USC in the middle of the night, leavin...
Read full storyIsraeli polygamy cult nutter Goel Ratzon's 'kiss my ass' rulebook
Tel Aviv - (Fritzl-Schnitzl): A self-styled Israeli 'messiah' Goel Ratzon enforced his concentration camp-style polygamy cult with an S&M 'holy commandments' rule book police have been told. Documents found in one of his squalid downtown spide...
Read full storyZac Efron And Vanessa Hudgens Worked As CIA Moles
The latest astonishing claim to surface here in tinseltown concerns covert activities from teen matinee idols Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens whilst they were reportedly working for the CIA on Black Ops in the middle East. Unconfirmed reports claim...
Read full storyForrest Grump: "life is like a box of chocolates"
Forrest Grump has been called the worlds grumpiest person as he is more pissed off than anyone else on the planet about the state of the World. He is fed up with reports of Wars, Imperialism, Monarchies, Race Hatred, Religious Indoctrination, Secr...
Read full storyBlair Hides underground after news he may be charged as War Criminal
Tony Blair former Prime Minister of Britain has changed his name to Tony B Liar and is now hiding underground after news reached him that it has been confirmed that the invasion of Iraq has officially been deemed illegal. George Bush former Presid...
Read full storyDolphin Receives ASBO
The world's first mammalian ASBO has been served on a New Zealand dolphin. Moko, a thirteen year old boisterous bottle-nose has been stealing surf boards, stranding body boarders and generally annoying anyone who ventures into his 'manor'. Dete...
Read full storyMaasai Tribe have weapons of mass destruction
The Maasai tribe in Kenya who are armed only with some bamboo poles were yesterday accused of having weapons of mass destruction by both the British and American Governments but later these comments were retracted when it became clear Kenya was not w...
Read full storyJoint U.S. / Israeli Task Force Concludes Over 80,000,000 Worldwide Are Terrorists
A joint U.S. / Israeli Task Force has completed its investigative report and now concludes that over 80,000,000 people worldwide are in fact terrorists. The categorization includes those who are blood related to a terrorist, those who have smirked or...
Read full storyBeyoncé performs for Gadafi
In a move that has sent shock waves through the entertainment industry, it has come to light that Beyoncé Knowles, otherwise known as simply Beyoncé, has performed for the Libyan Head Honcho, Colonel Gadafi and his son Hannibal. The singer repute...
Read full storyRedknapp starts racing tipping service Rednaps
Tottenham Hotspur manager Harry Redknapp who has recently been charged with two counts of tax evasion at Bishopsgate police station has started a new horse racing tipping service which he calls RedNaps. Harry's service is not going to well at pres...
Read full storySpiderman wants his own website
Super Hero Spiderman wants his own website which he wants to call Spiderweb which will give details of his Super Hero career and his successful fight against crime. Other new websites starting up include a website for former BDO World Darts Champi...
Read full storyAmerican Idol Producer Tells Skiibosky To Skedaddle
ATLANTA - American Idol contestant Antonio Wheeler, alias Skiibosky, sang Marvin Gaye's "I Heard It Through The Grapevine" and he has no idea how true and damaging the song title actually was. The self-nickname penned Skiibosky was dressed in a fi...
Read full storyMcGwire, Canseco, Clemens, Bonds, Sosa, and Palmeiro In New Sports Reality Show "Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What?"
CHICAGO - The Sports Globe Network has just signed six baseball superstars to appear in a brand new reality show entitled Hey Have We Got Some Big Baseballs Or What? The show which was originally titled, OK, So Who The Hell Is Lying? will feature...
Read full storyAmerican Idol: 62-Year-Old General Larry Platt Performs "Pants On The Ground"
ATLANTA - General Larry Platt, at 62, is a little over the 28-year-old age limit, but he certainly brought the American Idol auditioning house down with his original song ditty. The Platter, as his 103-year-old grandmother Hattie Henrietta Platt c...
Read full storySatan Angry At God For Bad Image
The Devil himself, Satan, has come out today saying "I'm rather pissed off that God has plastered my image as being bad person.I'm not a bad person just because of my field of work, it has to be done." Satan has tried over the years to promote hi...
Read full storyBasketball Association Cannot Find Player Who Uses Condoms To Advertise New Team Prophylactic Line.
The Local Basketball Association has just introduced its latest merchandising scam, ...er..., product line - assorted condoms denoting all the professional American basketball teams. Each condom is colored with a team logo. "With these babies...
Read full storyPolar Bears Rage Against Greenpeace
Polar bears nation wide are said to be "angry & upset" with Greenpeace and there latest antics. As large chunks of ice find there way down from the Arctic Ocean, the polar bears home is slowly eroding away. Greenpeace have of lately been send...
Read full storyThe Birth of the Blues
Memphis, Tennessee is celebrating the birth of the Blues. Ms. Birtha Blue gave birth by C-Section, Saturday to twelve healthy babies and the Dr. who delivered them was holding a press conference regarding their delivery. "St. Josephs' hospital is...
Read full storyReality Stars Pissgums and McBriars Split After Pocono Debackle
America's favorite conjoined twin, reality TV couple will call it quits after their return from an impromptu (but scripted) trip to an adult centric theme resort in the Pocono Mountains. Rachel and Mary Catherine McBriar and the Pissgum Twins have...
Read full storySupermarket Store Sources Local Meat
The UK's most popular supermarket has announced a country wide initiative in which the retail giant will be instructing all its stores to individually source their meat from local suppliers. After years of complaints from the UK farmers alliance,...
Read full storyAna Hickman to star in play forever young
Ana Hickman is to star in a play about a young woman that grows old and is abandoned by society and its desires for sex. The play will be in New York City and will show Ana in her late years at the age of 80 years old. She will sing about not...
Read full storyFormer Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter has perfect DNA
Former chief United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter is said to posses excelent DNA based on his age and brody, powerful body. Professor Dan Johnson, a DNA specialist said "The world is losing good qualified men because of the easy life huma...
Read full storyPresident Obama "Teaching American as a foreign language courses will be fully grant assisted."
Teaching American as a foreign language is an occupation in demand after President Obama gave a controversial green light to train a million new teachers over the next five years. Education lobby groups initially welcomed the news but quickly turn...
Read full storyU.S. to Further Curb Individual Rights to Raise Airline Security after "No Credible Threat " from Yeman Not Revealed
The Department of Homeland Security is further reducing individual rights of the U.S. citizenry in response to "non-intelligence" indicating Islamic terrorists might have been planning something at one time or another, somewhere. The unnamed official...
Read full storyDeath Count in Haiti Uncertain
Port-au-Prince - Devastation from the recent earthquake in Haiti is still being assessed. Due to the high degree of illiteracy and overall poor math skills in the country the death count may be in the hundreds or as much as half a million, no one is...
Read full storyDreaming of "Criss Angel"
Women who "have a thing" for Las Vegas Illusionist "Criss Angel" BELIEVE that he actually can enter their dreams and have a relationship with them. Because of the extraordinary talents of this young man it is beginning to cause quite a trend of...
Read full storyPurgatory Meister Pat Clobbertson Reminds Haitians of the Deal They Made with the Devil
Pat Clobbertson, Head Honcho of the "666 Club" stated today that the devastating earthquake that killed tens of thousands was "just part of the deal" Haitians made with the Devil to assist in disposing of their French Masters in 1804. "Only throu...
Read full storyLarry King Energy Drink Now Available
How does energetic Larry King keep going on and on with the wild theatrics on his show every week night? It's his own special energy drink, "King's Bing". "One shot of this stuff will make you ding dong!", states Larry in a commercial break from h...
Read full storySusan Boyle To Take Over From Forumbot
Popular satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced through Chairman Mark The Merciless, that the Forum feature, forumbot, would be replaced as of next month by BGT icon Susan Boyle. "We felt it was time for a change," Mark The Merciless told u...
Read full storyRobert Pattinson: Stage Shocks Made Illegal For Twilight Eclipse
The recently reported "secret" of the actor's surprised, shocked looks in Twilight One & Two has been declared illegal by the Board of Movie Makers, according to star Robert Pattinson. "It has worked great in the first two movies but we'll hav...
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