Lucy "Lunatic" Lacy from Gavelston, TX has determined that She is "God".
Neighbors reported her to the local Police Department saying that "each morning she stands on her rooftop in a white flowing robe, with arms upraised at sunrise, yelling at the top of her lungs,'LET THERE BE LIGHT'"
The police reports states that as daylight arrives, she clambers down from her rooftop and goes into her house where she invites 12 of her male neighbors to attend a Supper she claims will be hosted by her "SON".
People in this upper middle class subdivision are beginning to worry as it is rumored that She has been telling some of them "PREPARE, THE END IS COMING" !
