The romantic January 1-January 15th whirlwind affair of the conjoined twins, the McBriars, and the Pissgums, ended today with the announcement of their Divorce!
The Judge, hiz honour, Jereme "Big Daddy' Sponzanno, cited 'irreconcilable' political differences in dissolving the two week marriage.
Insiders claim the relationship was doomed to fail as soon as the McBriar twins were signed by a 3-D Porno Entertainment Group to star in the blockbuster hit "Cluster F*****', and were immediately signed to a long term contract in which they rapidly shot several more films guaranteed to be Classics:
- Double Jeopardy
- Double Whammy
- Double My Pleasure
- Double Dipping
- Double hot chocolate fudge with crushed nuts
The Pissgum twins, rapidly demoted to 'walk on' status, were soon overshadowed by the obvious acting talents and sexual accomplishments of the McBriars, and soon resented the wild attention they received, even being invited to "Wednesday Night Movies with Michelle' at the White House where they screened the movie with White House Staff and invited guests Tiger Woods, Warren Beatty, Ryan O'Neal, and the ghost of Erroll Flynn.
The conservative Pissgum Twins, Buck & Percival, both highly decorated Army Veterans, found the new liberalism of their wives hard to swallow, (pardon the pun), and were shunned by White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel and social secretary Desiree Rogers, the former Chicago Poll Dancer who's birth name was Kitty Mozambique, before she found her true calling as a 'fund raiser & bundler.'
The final straw, according to Buck, was when the Prime Minister of Britain, Gordon Brown visited bringing some priceless gifts, and the Obamas reciprocated with 3 DVD's of the McBriars Film Classics, and one yet unreleased film for Queen Elizabeth, "Queens for a Day & Night."
The Pissgums were philosophical about the break up. Said Percival," Hey, it was o.k. while it lasted...it was a wild ride and a lot of fun...but really, we've had much better...toward the end there, Buck would have to grab a holt of my ass cheeks so I didn't fall in...if you get my drift!"
Buck said he and his brother were looking forward to a series of new adventures, saying they'd probably " go back to sea, where all the real action is!"
