Written by howy

Friday, 15 January 2010

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Ana Hickman is to star in a play about a young woman that grows old and is abandoned by society and its desires for sex.

The play will be in New York City and will show Ana in her late years at the age of 80 years old.

She will sing about not being able to have anymore children and not finding a porno shop that will sell her a rubber ducky to keep her company during her lonely days at the convalescent home.

In the play she complains about not getting a date with a young handsome man and her inability to have a wet dream anymore.

The most famous of her songs on the play will be "Arthritis, Arthritis please Lord take me home". Other songs she will present will be "I can't find a man no more" and "My ass is dry, please someone help me".

Adult diapers, dentures, gray hair and wrinkles will be the major themes of the play.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Theatre

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