How does energetic Larry King keep going on and on with the wild theatrics on his show every week night? It's his own special energy drink, "King's Bing".
"One shot of this stuff will make you ding dong!", states Larry in a commercial break from his own Talk Show.
"I drink a can twice during the show and I have to get back on stage mosh-pit style when the camera comes back on."
Larry admits to staying up all night but said that he can sleep in the daytime.
"That's me, the vampire, living on the juice of the young. You get called an old fart, blow one that makes freckles on their face. This stuff is good."
My friend the late Paul Newman always donated the proceeds of his 'Newman's Own' to charity and that's what I'm going to do with the sales of this product...name it 'King's Own' and send 2% to needy people.
"I'm sending some to congress and the senate as people like Joe Lieberman and Congressman Robert Byrd who will begin acting more like Larry Bryd. This stuff will rocket his ass off that chair and boogying till he has a heart attack!"
