Nick Griffin, who is often accused by a biased, yet nevertheless 100% correct media of being slightly racist, has today put his jackboots where his mouth is - yes, nothing much different there folks - and joined with a completely neutral political party prior to the forthcoming general election.
So in order to 'neutralise' his politics and policies, something many people agree should have been done years ago anyway, he has formed an alliance, in Leicester, with the Chimpanzees' Tea Party.
Mr Griffin claims that as chimpanzees are neither white nor black, and certainly not to his knowledge Christian, Jewish, Muslim or Sikh, he felt no one could accuse him of mixing with a bunch of white, supremacist, bigoted racists.
He proposes to launch his manifesto from a tree house in Leicester Zoo and has appealed to the public for donations towards his campaign.
Any donations should preferably be ripe.
