What Makes Tom Jump?

Funny story written by jansal

Friday, 15 January 2010

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The famous Cruise Jumping Couch on the Oprah Show

Now that Oprah has announced that she will soon be leaving her beloved talk show, some secrets are finally coming out.

The best kept one of all is what was the real reason Tom Cruise jumped up and down on her couch"!

At the time it was explained that he was "just so darn happy to be getting married to the love of his life"!

But the real reason says Oprah in a whisper behind her hand to our interviewer was that he had just gotten a new pair of shoes that had hidden lifts in them and he was now only about one inch shorter than the love of his life.

Oprah promised to give us more secrets from past shows as she remembers them.

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