Former Chief U.N. Weapons Inspector Scott Ritter has perfect DNA

Funny story written by howy

Friday, 15 January 2010

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Former chief United Nations weapons inspector Scott Ritter is said to posses excelent DNA based on his age and brody, powerful body.

Professor Dan Johnson, a DNA specialist said "The world is losing good qualified men because of the easy life humans are living. Natural selection is not working for us anymore so we need to change the odds in our favor"

Professor Johnson said he analyzed Ritter's body shape and DNA profile and advised his scholarly mentors that he has found a man that is one in a million.

If steps are not taken to improve human evolution there will be a time when nature will turn against humans and cats and dogs will have an easy time feeding off of human larvas whose grotesque bodies will be too fat and lethargic to fend off the starving predators.

Males who have fine abilities for survival should be cherished by society.

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