The Devil himself, Satan, has come out today saying "I'm rather pissed off that God has plastered my image as being bad person.I'm not a bad person just because of my field of work, it has to be done."
Satan has tried over the years to promote himself as some kind of a role model, most recently being the face of 'Save The Children' an African charity devoted to helping starving children. Satan also stated: "If this is all because of what happened in the garden then God is mistaken, that woman could not reach the apple."
When asked for comment God replied: "I stand by my comments."
