What Katie Didn't Do Next

Written by matwil

Monday, 8 February 2010

Plastic-chested Katie Lowprice, a silly English girl who is only famous for having a ridiculous plastic chest that isn't even the right shape, was on UK TV again today in the programme 'What Katie Didn't Do Next'.

Misty Price, loved by certain ginger beer drinkers in the UK who should realise that it's not natural to drink ginger beer on a Sunday, paraded her plastic chest across the feeble pages of the once-intelligent TheSpoofNoLonger FeatureSatire.Com website, and nobody was interested about it.

'If only Hi was han heditor for TheLackOfSatire.Com website', she said, 'well then, Hi would featcher in that place wot censors every harticle me sends in. Who says Americans are little children and that their Henglish lackeys are even sadder? Not me! Does anyone know where satirists can write satire without being censored loik children? Oh, OK, the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Wonder where they sent their feeble rejects to?'

Katie Lowprice herself, as well as having a fake chest that only 10-year old boys in Britain would find attractive and about 125 million American men do, will be the main feature in this website that has turned from a satirical website into an embarrassment.

'If you don't like what writers are writing, then don't read it. Or censor it. Pathetic. I mean, what is the point of spoofs and satires if they're censored, I tells you? Next fing we'll all be politicerally idiots like Barack Hussein Obama. A child could run the USA, and as a child I was writing satire like this when I was ten.'

This article has been rejected because it is unsuitable for American crybabies that have no sense of humour and have no history, and don't know what the words 'irony' and 'adult' mean. Or satire. At least Americans ... er ... I blame the British. They sent their rejects to America and now American advertisers are supposed to tell the British how or how not they can use their own English language and what or what not thay can and can't satirise.

Wonder why the USA is now the world's joke? [This 'story' is unsuitable for publication. Well, you have to chase the now feeble dollar, don't you? Or The Suicide Bombers' Dating Site. More irony as that last sentence was edited out of this, it's like a children's playroom here now]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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