Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 8 February 2010

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image for Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!
Thank God they didn't eat a Hedgehog or Dingo, they would have been slammed in the "Slammer" for five years!

An Australian TV "Celeb Jungle Get Me Out Of Here" show has been found guilty of killing and eating Jungle rats, delicious!

The global RSPCA are planning street protests in Sydney in solidarity with the rats and feel that such cruel, inhumane behaviour should be forbidden on TV.

Anthropologist, wild life expert and TV personality, David Attenborough, when asked about this latest TV scandal nearly choked on a piece of tough alligator flesh and answered:

"Bollocks!"

The Celebs, Gino D Campo and Celeb 5* Chef, Stuart Manning, who eat the rat in a delicious "Ratty Ratatouille" claimed innocence and said:

"in the jungle Pygmies, Aborigines, Cannibals?, lost WWII Japanese kamakazi pilots all hunt rats for their dinner and we're not allowed too, that's fucking hypocrisy!"

The show has been fined and the 2 Celebs were exiled on rations of North Australian BAMBOO BUGS and fried SCORPIONS (non-protected species by the way)

As for the rats, they are quite happy that they will be left to breed, multiply and soon take over the human race as the biggest PESTS on the planet!

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