Written by Jaggedone

Monday, 8 February 2010

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The massive hype around "the Haiti Charity Single" reaching No. 1, staying there for months and earning millions for Haitian earthquake victims has been put on ice due to several altercations between the stars performing and it's producer, Simon Cowell!

"Everybody Hurts" an REM cover was due to be released and crash the Nr1 spot but:

Rod Stewart complained that his hair was not styled correctly and made his nose look too big!

Robbie Williams complained of standing too near Rod Stewarts nose and couldn't get a look in!

Susan Boyle was too near the camera and Simon said it looks like Whacko's Thriller video, Susan left the building in a Burqa!

Everybody complained that Cheryl Cole got a solo line and could only sing in "Playback" (she looked good though!)

James Blunt kept complaining to Simon because there weren't enough tissues to blow his nose after constantly breaking out in tears (soppy sod!).

Simon is determined to release the single and is sure that the pampered superstars will stop complaining especially as he has promised to promote all of their upcoming new releases, if not, he has offered REM the job, but they politely refused!

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Topics: Music

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