Fans of Tiger Woods will be glad to know that the Tiger is coming home to Florida to join his wife and kids as long as he takes salt peter pills, or has some in his food.
According to wife, Elin, after Tiger repeatedly failed his tests with women visiting the sex clinic where he has been for the past month, the cook accidentally put salt peter in his food.
"That did the trick", Elin reportedly told the 'National Sewer' tabloid which is in next week's copy, their 457th on the couple since Thanksgiving.
"My putting is even coming back", Tiger told a new friend he'd made at the clinic. "I was out on the course and though they ran a woman by with short shorts, then a bikini, topless and then all three nude, I made a fifteen foot putt. This salt peter is just the thing."
"Ye Auld Sailor's Salt Peter" has even hired Tiger to do some TV commercials in the near future.
Elin then stated that the only thing that needed to be straightened out was Tiger's little tiger.
"We'll have to know when he needs it and when he doesn't", she stated.
Meanwhile, makers of "Ye Auld Sailor's Salt Peter", "Flipfloppers, Inc." stock has shot through the roof.
